Meet the Gang.

Three handcrafted ceramic oddballs, each with their own style, but united by one thing: the pursuit of the perfect smoke circle.

Dizzy

  • A charming ceramic duck by day, a smooth-hitting pipe by night (or anytime, really). He’s a little piece of personality, sculpted by hand and made to be loved. Whether perched on your shelf or in your palm, he’s just happy to be with you. Dizzy loves bubblebaths and most multigrain breads. Righty or lefty, classic or custom, Dizzy is built for you. Treat him with the same care you would with any other cherished friend.

  • beak = bowl & tail = mouthpiece

    100% Food safe

    easy to clean

    more durable than glass

Wallace

  • A Walrus and jar of distinction & discretion. Stoic, reliable, and trustworthy enough to watch over whatever you give him to stash. Wallace is a loyal friend who keeps things safe and out of sight without asking too many questions.

    No one ever suspects a dashing walrus.

  • He’s a jar.

Greg

  • Greg’s mission was simple: come to Earth, collect all the ash, and pave the way for his species to take over. What he didn’t expect was to fall in love with the vibe here on Earth. Now, instead of conquering, he’s blending in—adopting new forms and styles to match his surroundings.

  • Ashtray / Incense burner

    Jewlery Holder / catch-all

    Desk companion

    100% food safe

    easy to clean

The UFO

  • The UFO is a handcrafted cone incense burner that comes with your choice of a mini companion. Enjoy your favorite fragrances in a new, more cinematic, otherworldly way.

  • While your chosen abductee is on-board the ship, place a cone incense on their back/mouth/lap, respectively. Light the incense and place the hatch lid on top. Watch as your favorite incense creates an alien abduction scene starring your ceramic pal & abductee.