Hot rod energy with a heart of gold.
A ceramic incense burner designed to be paired with the abductee of your choice:
🧑🚀 The Astronaut – Calm on the outside, existential dread inside
👽 Greg – He eats ash. It’s his ship. Long story
🐄 The Cow – Iconic for abductions and absolutely terrified
When in use, the abductee sits beneath the UFO’s dome with cone incense placed directly on the figure—resting on the cow’s back, the astronaut’s lap, or in Greg’s mouth. As the incense burns, smoke rises through vents in the dome and floods from the ship’s door, creating the illusion of an otherworldly lift-off.
When not in use, the burner and abductee display beautifully on bookshelves, coffee tables, credenzas, or anywhere else you’d like to bring some sci-fi charm to the places you call home.
Details:
Hand-built and sculpted individually
Fully glazed inside and out
Fired to cone 6 for durability
Handmade in Denver, Colorado
Dimensions: Approximately 4.5" tall
Includes: One UFO incense burner and one abductee of your choice
Every piece is unique. Slight variations are part of the story.
Hot rod energy with a heart of gold.
A ceramic incense burner designed to be paired with the abductee of your choice:
🧑🚀 The Astronaut – Calm on the outside, existential dread inside
👽 Greg – He eats ash. It’s his ship. Long story
🐄 The Cow – Iconic for abductions and absolutely terrified
When in use, the abductee sits beneath the UFO’s dome with cone incense placed directly on the figure—resting on the cow’s back, the astronaut’s lap, or in Greg’s mouth. As the incense burns, smoke rises through vents in the dome and floods from the ship’s door, creating the illusion of an otherworldly lift-off.
When not in use, the burner and abductee display beautifully on bookshelves, coffee tables, credenzas, or anywhere else you’d like to bring some sci-fi charm to the places you call home.
Details:
Hand-built and sculpted individually
Fully glazed inside and out
Fired to cone 6 for durability
Handmade in Denver, Colorado
Dimensions: Approximately 4.5" tall
Includes: One UFO incense burner and one abductee of your choice
Every piece is unique. Slight variations are part of the story.
